Fetish

This may look like an adorable picture of two chihuahuas who love each other, but underneath that facade is something darker....I'm actually licking Pablos eyeballs. Mmmmm, salty. 

Doom

My personal assistant took me to see Dr. Miller today at Central Animal Hospital. Boy was she nice! Since I like to walk on three legs most of the time, she wants to take xrays next week and I might have to have surgery! No vet is nice enough to make up for that.

My Valentine

No no no, I did not forget Valentine's Day! My Valentine kept me so busy all day that by the time I got home I couldn't even hold my head up! To make up for it, I hope that you enjoy one of my favorite Valentine themed videos. How romantic! Not.

Joke of the Day

There's a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "Just follow my lead."

They walk over to the restaurant. The guy with the Doberman Pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry mac, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pincher?"He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good."The guy at the door says, "Come on in."

The guy with the Chihuahua figures "What the hell," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.The guy at the door says, "Sorry pal, no pets allowed."The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"

He says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

Immortalized

Oh boy oh boy!! We just received news that my portrait is ready! And, for all of you who just can't get enough of me, you can shop for goods with my mugg on them!